The Hairy Coochie Cafe

Listen up, y’all! The Hairy Coochie Cafe is the spot to be on Sunday, February 3rd, from 7 to 11 PM at Garden of Love. 🐾🎶 We’re takin’ it back to them soulful southern jook joints where the vibe is unmatched, the music is 🔥, and the energy? Straight electric! ⚡️

🎵 The Music
If you love the sounds of James Brown, Erykah Badu, D’Angelo, OutKast, or Anderson .Paak, you already know what kinda groove we servin’ up. 🎷💿 Expect funk that makes you move, soul that hits ya right in the chest, R&B to vibe out with, and funky hip hop to keep the party lit. From smooth two-steps to full-out get-downs, the music is curated to have you sweatin’ in the best way possible! 💃🏾🕺🏾

🍗 The Food
You know we gotta keep y’all fed! We got fried wings done just right 🍗, crispy fried shrimp 🍤, and some other southern bites to keep your stomach happy while your feet are workin’. It’s that kind of food that makes you close your eyes and do a lil’ dance after the first bite. 😋✨

🍹 The Drinks
Let’s talk about the drinks, though. Whether you’re sippin’ on a smooth bourbon 🥃, a classic cocktail 🍹, or one of our special southern-inspired mixes, the bar is fully stocked to keep your vibe right all night.

🪑 The Setup
You want options? We got options. Pull up to one of the tables if you’re lookin’ to chill with your crew 🪑, or hit the dance floor if you’re feelin’ bold. This ain’t no uptight spot—this is about community, movement, and joy.

💥 Why You Can’t Miss It
It’s more than a party; it’s a whole vibe. The Hairy Coochie Cafe is where the culture meets the rhythm, where the drinks are cold, the food is hot, and the beats don’t stop. Whether you’re a stepper, a groover, or just someone who loves good company and better music, this is YOUR night.

🎉 When & Where
Sunday, February 3rd
7-11 PM
Garden of Love

So shine up them boots, press your fit, and come ready to show out. We’re waitin’ on you, baby! 🖤🐾✨

Host or Publisher The Orlando Vibe Dealer