The Great Hippo Goblin War
Schedule
Sun May 24 2026 at 12:00 pm to 05:00 pm
UTC-05:00Location
San Gabriel Park | Georgetown, TX
Advertisement
**🦛 The Great Hippo-Goblin War: May 24th, San Gabriel Park! 🟢**
Hear ye, brave Amtgardians! A tragedy has befallen our realm. No, not a dragon. Not a necromancer. Worse... smelly goblins.
Our scribe accidentally summoned a legion of **actual, armor-clad, bloodthirsty war-hippos.** They are grumpy, they have zero respect for the rules of foam combat, and apparently, they’re in a blood feud with every goblin in Texas.
Look at this footage from the front lines! Our scouts barely escaped. It’s total madness.
We need heroes to come to San Gabriel Park on May 24th and help sort this out.
**The Game Plan:**
1️⃣ Pick a side. (Choose between a creature with 2000 pounds of bite force or a green guy with a rusty shiv).
2️⃣ Defend your life.
3️⃣ Try to explain to the "Reeve" that a hippo didn’t actually "call their shot" before trampling you.
4️⃣ Hope the police who are passing by appreciate our dedication to realism.
**Bring:** Your garb, your weapons, and an intense fear of aquatic mammals.
**Disclaimer:** "Safety first" rules still apply to *us*, but the hippos have not signed the waiver.
Who’s ready to make history (or just a massive mud puddle)? **Let us know if you are Team Hippo or Team Goblin below! 👇**
#Amtgard #AmtgardLARP #HippoGoblinWar #SanGabrielPark #May24 #LARPLife #TeamHippo #TeamGoblin #Chaos #SaveTheRealm
Advertisement
Where is it happening?
San Gabriel Park, 445 E. Morrow,Georgetown,TX,United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
Know what’s Happening Next — before everyone else does.
