Tech Roast Show: Roast of DC Tech
Schedule
Fri Jan 24 2025 at 08:00 pm to 09:30 pm
UTC-05:00Location
Shakespeare Theatre Company: Harman Hall | Washington, DC
About this Event
RE:RE:RE:REPENT
2024 is over and humanity is officially done.
Let us bow our heads and take one minute of PTO to remember the laid off. Let us lower our standing desks to half-mast. But let us not despair.
In these days of powerful text-to-code, image-to-video and water-to-wine generative models, it is natural for your weak human mind to feel lost and ashamed. This is why Tech Roast Show is on a mission - visiting every major tech hub across US and India - to remind terrified human techies: you are not useless. Inefficient? Yes. Flawed? Yes. Replaceable? Very. But - as long as you still have cash - you possess unextracted value. There is hope, purpose and community to be found in buying tickets now. Buy tickets now to hear our message of hope.
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Where is it happening?
Shakespeare Theatre Company: Harman Hall, 610 F Street Northwest, Washington, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
USD 46.32 to USD 145.77