SmutSlam Vilnius: "AWAKENINGS" (April 30)
Schedule
Tue Apr 30 2024 at 06:00 pm
Location
Sodas:Sidro istorijos | Vilnius, VL
SMUT SLAM VILNIUS: throwing a piece of gravel at the bedroom window of your mind!Vilnius's only community dirty storytelling open mic is celebrating spring on Tuesday, April 30th, with the theme "AWAKENINGS." We want to hear your tales of realizations and rising knowledge, the end of sleep, the beginning of awareness, or even just those sleepy morning trysts.
Tuesday 30th of April • doors at 6pm, slam at 7
Location: Sodas: Sidro istorijos, Kauno g.30 Vilnius, Lithuania
Advance tickets available now
Regular: 15eur
Group: 12eur (4+people)
Early Birds: 12eur
Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
6pm: arrive early to save your seat, grab a drink, buy some Smut Slam merch
7-9pm: a good old-fashioned Smut Slam (with one intermission)
** PRIZES PROVIDED BY Njoy toys and Sexy Style
EVENT LANGUAGE: English
SMUT SLAM in Vilnius is being co-produced by Tea Tree Comedy
SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random.
RULES: - no notes - no costumes or props - only five minutes AND - the story must be real and have happened to you.
IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!
NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking in the front row.
WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
*** Smut Slam Vilnius encourages attendees to test before coming to the show, and to wear a mask indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around.
** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!
SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, event producer, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, writing grant applications, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.
Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com
PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t3oY8KhH4xgrVxxqP-Vg_pZ3NakGOn46J_LRMNjtvls/edit?usp=sharing
Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!
ACCESSIBILITY NOTES: one flight of steps down into entrance courtyard, several more steps inside of venue to seating. Toilets are on entrance level.
Where is it happening?
Sodas:Sidro istorijos, Vilnius, Lithuania