Smut Slam Madrid: "EPIC FAIL"

Brace yourself, Madrid: SMUT SLAM IS COMING.

This exciting storytelling open mic based on real life, real lust, real sex is back in town on Saturday, Jan 24, with the theme of "EPIC FAIL." Tell us the times when things really, totally, spectacularly didn’t work. Schedules. Expectations. Toys. Romance. We’re celebrating the best of the worst.

Created and hosted by Cameryn Moore, Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE F*CKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

Limited tickets may be available at the door for €15

** Buy your ticket(s) before Dec 23 and receive a free PDF voucher to print out and present to your smutty sweetie as a gift!

15:00 Arrive early to save your seat, grab a drink, buy some merch

15:30 A good old-fashioned Slam (with one break)

SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random.

RULES:

- no notes

- no costumes or props

- only five minutes AND

- the story must be real and have happened to you!

NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy.

All we ask is:

- No interrupting.

- No heckling.

- No necking in the front row.

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or non-consensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.

This edition of Smut Slam in Madrid is co-produced by Maniqui Bar..

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, host/facilitator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.

WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!

* ** We encourage mask use indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around.

** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing

Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

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