Smut Slam Helsinki: "THE GREAT OUTDOORS" (May 5)
Schedule
Mon, 05 May, 2025 at 06:30 pm
UTC+03:00Location
NoName Theatre Helsinki | Helsinki, ES
Smut Slam Helsinki: the world is your oyster or vegetarian oyster substitute!!Helsinki’s only community dirty storytelling open mic is supporting you in your springtime endeavours with the theme of THE GREAT OUTDOORS. From the windswept seashore to the sun-dappled groves to an irresistible moment on a snow-packed mountaintop. When the urge hits outside, nature finds a way, and we want to hear about it!
Mon 5 May * doors at 6:30, slam at 7pm
NoName Theatre, Hietaniemenkatu 7B
(entrance on Lapuankatu, past the K-Market)
Tickets: €20/adv (advance sales close at ~16:00 on 5 May), €25 at the door, includes 2 free beverages
Tix available here: https://nonametheatre.fi/smut-slam-helsinki-the-great-outdoors/
NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don’t worry. The audience is in for a good time! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: No interrupting – No heckling – No necking in the front row.
PRIZES SPONSORED BY Satisfyer and SmutSlam!
INFO FOR SMUT SLAMMERS
Sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random. RULES: no notes – no costumes or props – only five minutes AND – the story must be real and have happened to you.
IMPORTANT Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we’re really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!
SMUT SLAM is CREATED and PRESENTED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, event producer, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, writing grant applications, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.
PLEASE NOTE We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space. Please do take a moment to read THE CODE OF CONDUCT, thank you!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t3oY8KhH4xgrVxxqP-Vg_pZ3NakGOn46J_LRMNjtvls/edit?usp=sharing
WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
This edition of SMUT SLAM in Helsinki is produced by Smut Slam International and the NoName Theatre. Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at smutslam.com
Doors at 18:30: arrive early to save your seat, grab a drink, buy some Smut Slam merch
Show starts 19:00: a good old-fashioned Smut Slam (with one intermission)
DURATION: ~2 hours and 30 minutes with one intermission
AGE LIMIT: 18+
Where is it happening?
NoName Theatre Helsinki, Lapuankatu 4, FI-00100 Helsinki, Suomi,Helsinki, Finland
