Smut Slam Helsinki: "PARTY"

Schedule

Thu Feb 09 2023 at 07:00 pm

Location

Kvääristö | Helsinki, ES

Smut Slam Helsinki: giving you whatever you think you can handle, and then some.
Helsinki's only community dirty storytelling open mic returns for an exclusive pre-season edition, at 7pm CET. The theme is "PARTY": Wherever people gather with fun in mind, there's always a chance that something good, or at least weird, is going to happen. Spill it, you party animal!
Thurs 9 Feb * door at 7pm, show starts at 8
Kvääristo, 17 Kolmas linja, Helsinki
Tickets: €12-15 sliding scale donation per person (adv purchase), €15 suggested at the door (PWYC)
Adv tix available at: https://www.eventbrite.de/e/smut-slam-helsinki-party-tickets-514479982477
(To buy tickets for more than one person, enter total amount of donation, and include names of additional people in the designated field during checkout)
To assist us in adhering to best practices against COVID-19 (see the asterisk below!), this particular slam has limited capacity.
GUEST JUDGES: TBA
** Prizes from njoy toys and Sateenkaarikauppa
** Smut Slam in Helsinki is co-produced by Dougie K. Powell
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS -
7-8 pm: get a COVID test at the door (see below), grab your favorite seat!
8-10:30pm: Smut Slam, in the old-fashioned way (with one short intermission)
Created and hosted by professional perv Cameryn Moore, the Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories from the audience, stories from guests and sometimes even celebrity judges, and also readings from THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.
SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.
WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! We are limiting capacity at this event. DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
*** TESTING NOTICE: We are attempting to locate an appropriately sized portable air purifier with a HEPA filter for our venue. If we cannot find one, we will be doing rapid testing at the door. Please plan to come early to take a self-test at the back door (for €2, thank you!). We will have Smutterlings on hand to assist. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, we will have to send you home.
** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!
PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!
ACCESSIBILITY: information to come!

Where is it happening?

Kvääristö, Kolmas linja 17,Helsinki, Finland
Tickets

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