Smut Slam Baltimore: Service

If the event is not sold out by 7pm on the day of the show, you can buy tickets at the door. At-door tickets are $25. NOTE: The show has begun selling out in presales so advance purchase is strongly recommended!

"At your service." "As you wish." "How can I serve you?" Have sexier words ever been uttered? Coffee delivered to bed the morning after a lusty hookup, the chance to sink back on the pillows and receive, a boot polished to mirror shine-- serving and being served makes us feel luxurious, adored, blissful. Let's raise our glasses as we thank our lovers and booty calls for their service.

Our theme for March is "Service", inspired by the desire to welcome our federal worker friends into a space that offers delight, decompression, and deep appreciation. Bonus: It's also Smut Slam Baltimore's first birthday celebration-- who's ready to bury their face in them birthday cakes? Come make some noise at our party with your get-it-gurl stories of "I got this". Tell us how you got wild with that park ranger in a national monument. We want to hear all the decadent ways you've had pleasure served up steamy.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!

Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who are thrilled to be at your service.

Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.

Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door

(want to give back to your community? Can't make the show, but want to help others attend? Choose the "contribute to gift tickets" option to fund community tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do. We especially encourage federal workers who are on administrative leave or fired to enjoy a gift ticket, so please consider supporting them!)

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore. She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, dating/relationship coach, and writer by dayShe's also a burlesque performer/producer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter and newly a producer at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and hosts the SpeakTeasy burlesque show. Follow her at .

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