Smut Slam Baltimore: Last Dance

Parting is such sweet sorrow (well, except when it's legs...) and sometimes, the last horizontal tango is also the spiciest! Let's get together and heat up the night with our most titillating tales of hightailin' it after hot tail.

This month, we're dancing our "Last Dance" at the Bluebird. Our theme this month honors our fabulous venue that put the Bluebirds in our birds & bees, in our final show before the Green Room space closes. But don't worry, Smut Slam Baltimore WILL go on-- we'll just be in a new venue (TBA). But for now, tell us about savoring the last cookie of that great nookie. Was your hookup hello also your carnal farewell? Tell us all about the breakup smecks that turned into makeup smecks. We'll raise a toast to the Green Room and send it off in smutty style!

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual s*x stories. It’s queer-friendly, k1nk-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, s*x-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page. Don't have a story that's on theme? That's okay-- the theme is just a suggestion!)

As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize courtesy of our sponsor, Uberlube. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!

Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges who never want to say goodbye.

Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous S*x, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.

This event has been selling out in presales, so door tickets may or may not be available. However, should they be available, they are $25 payable in cash, PayPal, Venmo, or CashApp. If the show is sold out but you want to take a chance on waiting, the Bluebird has two other bar rooms where you can enjoy food and drinks. We recommend arriving close to 7, asking the door person to take your name for the wait list, and coming back at about 7:50 to see if we've had no-shows or last-minute cancellations and can sell you a ticket. Usually we can, but buying in advance is better-- you can get a refund up to the day before the show if you can't make it.

Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door

(want to give back to your community? Can't make the show, but want to help others attend? Choose the "contribute to gift tickets" option to fund community tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do. We especially encourage federal workers who are on administrative leave or fired to enjoy a gift ticket, so please consider supporting them!)

Doors: 7:00pm

Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only s*x-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC and Smut Slam Baltimore, and co-producer of the just-debuted Smut Slam Greater Philly (with Lola Kat). She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a s*x educator, nightlife/event producer, and writer by dayShe's also a burlesque performer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erot1ca of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter and producer at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and hosts the SpeakTeasy burlesque show. Follow her at .

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