Smut Slam Amsterdam - Fluids (14 December)
Schedule
Sun Dec 14 2025 at 08:00 pm to 10:30 pm
UTC+01:00Location
De Nieuwe Anita | Amsterdam, NH
Amsterdam's only community dirty storytelling open mic! Sign up to tell a story and win prizes, or just sit back and enjoy!About this Event
🔥 SMUT SLAM IS BACK! 🔥 Get ready for the juiciest storytelling open mic in town — and this time, we’re diving deep into the theme of “Fluids.” 💦
Join us on Sunday, December 14, for a night that’s bound to get… slippery. Maybe it was sweat, tears, or something a little more viscous that made your story unforgettable. Did things flow smoothly—or did you need a clean-up crew afterwards?
From sweaty encounters to sticky situations, from spilled drinks to overflowing emotions, we want your tales of things that flowed, oozed, or erupted. 🌊
So grab your towel, your courage, and your messiest story. You might just soak up one of our fabulous prizes!
Don’t miss this night of wet and wild confessions, liquid courage, and stories that’ll make waves. 💧✨🔥
Advance tickets: €12-15 per person, €10 student ticket - please bring your student ID!
At the door (only if the event is not sold out): €15 general, pin only
Location: De Nieuwe Anita, 111 Frederik Hendrikstraat, Amsterdam
* * PLEASE SEE OUR COVID PROTOCOLS FAQ
Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
** PRIZES PROVIDED BY Uberlube, The Vulva Gallery, 2Hard2Handle and more...
IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!
EVENT LANGUAGE: English
Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com
PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing
Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!
Agenda
🕑: 07:00 PM - 08:00 PM
arrive early and enjoy a lovely drink
🕑: 08:00 PM - 10:30 PM
a good old-fashioned Smut Slam
Where is it happening?
De Nieuwe Anita, 111 Frederik Hendrikstraat, Amsterdam, NetherlandsEUR 10.00 to EUR 16.92
