SlamTown: GOODBYE CEREAL MAN WRESTLE FESTIVAL

SlamTown: MacDaddy MYLOs Astrologically Predicted GOODBYE CEREAL MAN WRESTLE FESTIVAL

Doors 9:30ish, show 10-12ish $25 tix, 21+, #dontbringyourfnkids

VOTED QUEER WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED PROMOTION OF THE YEAR [GLOBALLY!]

After crash landing into SlamTown, Cereal Man has had to fight for survival. Unable to handle what he called poisoned food and polluted air, he pleaded with his SpaceDad for rescue.

His father told him he had to earn his salvation by winning three matches. For months, he failed. But, after being turned into a vampire by Kidd Bandit variant Bella Loca, his undead self amassed two victories.

Astrologer MacDaddy MYLO predicted there would be a goodbye festival in his honor in May, but, after he was freed from the Blood Omen, Cereal Man returner to his losing ways.

MYLO was confident, though. For, at the May 22nd GOODBYE CEREAL MAN WRESTLE FESTIVAL, MacDaddy MYLO will ALLOW Cereal Man to defeat her, giving him the third win needed to prove to his space dad hes worthy of rescue.

ALSO:

DR MEHL

ANTON VOORHEES

DAVE RECKONING AND CHAIN MAIDENS

SHEIKAH

CHAMPION OF SLAMTOWN Rick Stoner!

more to be announced

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