SlamTown: BLOOD OMEN

doors 7:30ish

Show 8-11ish PM Friday March 6TH 2026, #Oakland

"Pleasures of the flesh are no longer yours. You have but one purpose, damned one. You will serve us for eternity." - [scripture from a forgotten time]

When Kidd Bandit approached the border to SlamTown, she was reported to have been attacked by our very own channel Slam News BUSTER11. But, upon entering the town she appeared fine...mostly.

Other that hissing at everyone and an aversion to crosses and bibles, it was show-business as usual. Truthfully, shes always been a goblin, it didnt feel that weird.

Now, though, shes started trying to bite everyone, and refers to herself as Bella Loca. AND using the vampire rave song from Blade II DOES feel mighty suspicious...

Cereal Man has been on a quest to win enough matches to prove to his SpaceDad that hes deserving of rescue from SlamTown. It hasnt been the most fruitful endeavor, but purportedly written in the stars is a tale of tides turning. Astrology afficiondo MacDaddy MYLO says she sees it in the clear night sky.

STURDY SAL MAKES HIS DEBUT. NEVER HAVE WE WITNESSED ONE MORE STURDY. GASP AND AWE AT THE STURDIEST OF ALL GODS CREATURES. MARVEL IN AWE OF STURDINESS PERFECTED. THERE ARE NONE MORE STURDY, FOR HE *IS* THE STURDIEST. HE IS THE SAL -IEST. IF WE WERE TO CHISEL THIS MESSAGE INTO A MOUNTAIN, IT WOULD FALL BEFORE STURDY FN SAL.

KEiTA is many things: the bestie of MacDaddy MYLO. The top OF Content Creator in SlamTown. A real swell grappler! And also, hes guilty of hypnotizing one of Dave Reckonings ChainMaidens with his malicious d-twerking. But, BIG DAVE doesnt just serve drinks at Dave's Dungeon- he also serves PAIN. At March 6th BLOOD OMEN, both men will bring a friend and face off in tag team action!

ALSO:

Regular Rob

Sheikah, High Priestess of the Church of SlamTown

SlamTowns #1 PopStar B3CCA

The Asylum - Dr Mehl, Prisoner 420, Nurse Ratchet and Anton Voorhees

Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T + The Mayors personal security SlamTown Justice, Jaguar Montoya and Joey Gonzo

Lara Frazier

Produced by Marco!

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