SKI LODGE 86: The Downhill Dynasty - Presented by The Cottage

Welcome, time travelers, to The Downhill Dynasty - The only ski lodge in the multiverse where the 1980s have been perfectly preserved, endlessly looped, and lovingly tampered with.

The story goes like this: deep beneath The Cottage, past the boiler room, behind the locked door no one admits exists; our crew unearthed a device of impossible origin. A time machine disguised as a vintage ski tuning bench, humming with the faint scent of hot wax and ozone. Naturally, we did what any responsible researchers would do: we fired it up, pointed it at 1986, and carved a wormhole straight into the golden age of après ski excess.

We’re inviting you to step through that portal with us on Friday, March 13th, 2026.

Inside Ski Lodge 86, chronology behaves more like a suggestion. Neon reigns without irony. Synths echo across timelines. Champagne refills with suspicious enthusiasm and every guest becomes part of a temporal experiment that historians will one day describe as “reckless yet surprisingly well dressed.” Need a moment to recalibrate your internal chronology? Step outside, where bonfires blaze against the mountain air and hot cocoa awaits to warm your hands. So tighten those boots, adjust your goggles, and brace for temporal turbulence!

Details:

Who: 19+ Burner Community

Venue: Platform 9 is a private after‑hours space lovingly transformed by The Cottage team, featuring a spacious dance floor, dedicated chill and conversation zones, an outdoor patio, and a large open‑air courtyard. Audio provided by a FUNKTION‑ONE.

Accessibility: Our space is fully accessible and barrier‑free. Reach out anytime with accessibility questions, needs, or requests.

Bar: Licensed Alcohol and Alcohol-Free Card & Cash Bar.

Volunteer Registration: https://forms.gle/f7mSdFnXbGKKoVnY9

Music Line-Up: Featuring Vital Signs & more!

Temporal Dress Code: Travelers are encouraged to arrive in period accurate ski attire, equipped with skis or a snowboard to grace our interdimensional rack. Your commitment to neon authenticity is essential for timeline stability. Dress boldly to keep the butterfly effect at bay!

Code of Conduct: Please understand and respect the 11 Burner Principles beginning with Principle Zero (Consent): https://azburners.org/the-11-principles

Land Acknowledgement: This event takes place on the unceded traditional territories of the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh (Squamish), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations

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