Sh*t Christmas Jumper Party at TOWN+HOUSE

This year we’re leaning all the way into the chaos with our Sh*t Christmas Jumper Competition — and trust us, the uglier, the better. Dig out that itchy knit with the peeling snowman, add a few tangled fairy lights, or bedazzle it with enough tinsel to shame the tree. Our judging panel? Last year’s champions (yes, the legends who wore THAT jumper) plus a few brave locals who know a truly tragic jumper when they see one.

It’s not just about the jumpers, though. We’re fuelling the fun with jello shots, live music, and music bingo to keep the energy high. The competition is fierce, the jumpers are hideous, and the vibes are immaculate. Best part? Free entry. So grab your mates, grab your worst knit, and get ready for a night of festive fun that’s more “what were you thinking?” than “winter wonderland.”

Host or Publisher TOWN+HOUSE