SEASONAL GOURD MASSACRE 5: Die Pumpkin Die! 🎃🎃

Name: SEASONAL GOURD MASSACRE 5: Die Pumpkin Die! 🎃🎃
Start: 2024-10-30T18:00:00-04:00
Location: Attaboy Beer

Schedule

Wed Oct 30 2024 at 06:00 pm

UTC-04:00

Location

Attaboy Beer | Frederick, MD

🎃🎃 AKA Attaboy Pumpkin Carving Contest!! Year five! 🎃🎃
Please join us for another night of adult pumpkin debauchery where we come together and cut up this thing we’ve been growing all year, rip out his insides, shove a candle in to him and light him on fire from the inside! And then we judge you. In three categories.
THE SERIOUS DEETS
DATE: Wednesday 10/30
TIME: 6:00p sharp (Pun intended! We will carve for exactly 1 hr)
THREE CATEGORIES, ONE WINNER PER:
1. Traditional / Scary
2. Creative
3. Kiss Ass = Attaboy, Frederick, or Maryland themed
CELEBRITY JUDGES:
Beer-lebrity Chris Sands of the @sandsontherocks
The One & Only @juelzz3o1
And Brewer @bcogden who forced himself on to the judges panel after the Smelly Kelly affair (#iykyk)
COST: $15
Gets you 1 beer, 1 pumpkin, 1 crappy pairing knife to borrow, 1 candle, 1 chance at being a hero, 1 chance at winning some merch, and easy clean up
SUPPLIES:
We will provide a pumpkin, pumpkin gut bin, and basic crappy pairing knife. Feel free to BYO-Knife (responsibly) or other fancy carving utensils.
OTHER RULES:
- NO FANCY STENCILS.
- Silly accessories ok.
- Don’t dump your guts on the ground! Carly will yell at you!
WINNERS:
The judges will respectfully, honestly and with the best intentions in their hearts pick winners of each category. They also might pick the worst pumpkin.
PRIZES:
One of a kind Attaboy Merch (or gift card in value)
SIGN UP:
First 40 to sign up in taproom on clipboard. Pay night of. Don’t sign up and bail please!
LOCATION:
Big beer garden and side beer garden. If it rains, we’ll go inside.
EATS:
@boxcarburgers
LASTLY, THIS IS AN R RATED EVENT:
There will be swearing. There will be (pumpkin) violence. There will probably not be nudity, but you never know. If you want to bring small humans to this, don’t ruin it for the big humans! Got it? Got it.