Schlock and Awe Presents: Contract to K*ll

FREE live movie showing featuring commentary from comics Cody Lemke Sasha Rosser and David Fisher. We make jokes during bad movies. That's the show!

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This April Schlock returns with noted Russian Special Representative Steven Seagal in Contract to K*ll. As if the movie's tagline ("They didn't just cross the border; they crossed the line") wasn't enough of a red flag this movie throws in nonsensical exposition derpy dialogue and Seagal's signature wooden performance into the melting pot of stank for good measure. It's really quite alarmingly bad.

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Thursday April 17 2025

8:30PM doors • 9PM show

Crucible

3116 Commercial Avenue

Madison WI 53713

Event link: 

https://www.facebook.com/events/462458033527037

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Seating is first come first served. Free parking and full bar service available at venue.

Host or Publisher Cheshire Cat Comedy