Sarah & Jordan sell their SH*T
Schedule
Thu Sep 19 2024 at 03:00 pm to Sat Sep 21 2024 at 12:00 pm
UTC-05:00Location
1220 E 7th St, Sioux Falls, SD 57103-1402, United States | Sioux Falls, SD
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🚨 BUCKLE UP, SIOUX FALLS! THIS IS THE BIG ONE! 🚨 💥 SARAH AND JORDAN SELL THEIR SH*T!! 💥
🛑 STOP SCROLLING, YA DINGUSES! 🛑
Do you like DEALS hotter than a jalapeño in July? GLIZZIES so tasty you’ll want to put them in your will? 💸 And maybe even a round of HAMMERSCHLAGEN with a political twist? THEN THIS IS YOUR STOP, FOLKS!
THURSDAY - 3PM - 8PM
FRIDAY - 9AM - 3PM
SATURDAY - 9AM - 12PM
1220 E. 7th Street, Sioux Falls, SD
🎯 YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT’S FOR SALE! 🎯
- 🛋️ Furniture priced so low, you’ll think we’re running an underground smuggling operation! (Spoiler alert: we’re not.)
- 👗 Clothes that’ll make you the talk of the town! You’ll be so fashionable, the neighbors will think you’ve been struttin’ down the catwalk!
- 🎮 Knick-knacks, gadgets, toys, and gear that are so random, it’ll feel like you’re treasure hunting!
- 🍽️ And other sh*t that you don’t need but WILL WANT once you see the price tags!
But we’re not just selling stuff—we’re sellin’ EXPERIENCES!
🌭 WAIT... GLIZZIES?! 🌭
That’s right, folks, for just a few bucks you can sink your teeth into Jordan's famous glizzies! Hot off the grill, they’ll hit the spot so perfectly, you’ll forget all about your diet. 🌭🔥
🎤 WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? 🎤
- Wanna unwind? Chat with Sarah about her upcoming yoga retreats and workshops! Whether you’re a yoga newbie or a seasoned downward-dogger, Sarah’s got the inside scoop on how to zen out and stretch your way to serenity! 🧘♀️✨
- Feeling competitive? Try your luck at HAMMERSCHLAGEN with Jordan! 🪓💥 What’s that, you ask? It’s a thrilling game of hammerin’ nails into wood with one hand on a beer (metaphorically or, after signing a waiver, very real)! Plus, chat with Jordan about getting politically organized in local politics. It’s time to make some noise and shake things up in this town! 🗣️🗳️
💥 BUT WAIT—THERE’S MORE! 💥
When you show up, you’re not just bargain hunting—you’re supporting a worthy cause! Sarah and Jordan are raising funds for those dreaded things called BILLS & LEGAL FEES. Help us out, walk away with killer deals, AND feel good about doing it! 💸✨
Get your glizzies, play some hammerschlagen, score epic deals, learn about yoga, and get politically fired up—all in one place!
🚨 SARAH AND JORDAN’S EPIC GARAGE SALE & EXTRAVAGANZA 🚨
"Come for the deals, stay for the glizzies, and leave with a little wisdom (and a hammer in hand)!"
1220 E. 7th Street, Sioux Falls, SD
This Friday & Saturday! Be there or regret it forever!
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Where is it happening?
1220 E 7th St, Sioux Falls, SD 57103-1402, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
