Santarchy Pittsburgh! 2025 N'at!
Schedule
Sat, 06 Dec, 2025 at 01:01 pm
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Coop De Ville | Pittsburgh, PA
Santarchy\Santacon Pittsburgh 202520 ELFING YEARS! N'AT!
Saturday December 6th 1pm to Midnight!
YINZMAS! Strip District to Downtown Xmas District to Allentown to Dahntahn N'at!
What is Santarchy?
Magical Holidaze Costumed Creatures culture jamming,
taking Pics with the Holidaze Shoppers
Bringing back the Joy, Wonderment and WTF! of the Holidaze.
Giving Nice Gifts to the kids, Wild and Weird Gifts to the adults.
Visiting Reindeer Watering Holes in many Neighborhoods
(this is a 11 hour, loosely themed bar Crawl going 10-15 miles, ps if you drink at every bar you will die/be very sick)
and singing dirty carols (G to PG through XXX) songbook Link is in the event. Plus sing the normal carols too!
There are HUGE GAPS in TIME between Ketchup Points (catch up) and we usually get have too many people
to fit the smaller places SO MAKE YOUR OWN FUN and WONDER!
YINZ FIND YOUR OWN WAY to the Ketchup Points(Ketchup = CATCH UP) !
Magical Creatures traveling via Bus, Taxi, Subway, Funicular, Boat, Electric Jitney ect.
Remember, 5-10 magical holidaze creatures are weird/stupid but 70-100+ are an EXPERIENCE!
PS. This is more about the crawls than about the bars.
PPS. The Rules are simple: Wear a Costume, Be Nice to Kids, Mess with Adults minds.
GIVE GIFTS AND SING DIRTY CAROLS!
Be adventurous but not so much that the cops/security have to do their jobs
(they need a break too but also remember ACAB and don't give them a reason). Lastly: DON'T BE A JAGOFF!
PPPS. Santa and fellow magical creatures pay for their own and tip well.
Santarchy Pittsburgh Schedule
GET A T PASS for $7 for all day riding! Also good for Bus
GET READY TO RIDE APP https://www.rideprt.org/fares-and-passes/mobileticket/
KETCHUP POINTS (Ketchup = CATCH UP).
Remember BIG GAPS between ketchup points:
MAKE YOUR OWN FUN! Give Gifts! Sing Dirty Carols, Sing Normal Carols, do wild stuff! ADVENTURE!
Take pics with people! Be Silly and Awesome!
TIP well, Be nice to kids, Make Adults go WTF!
and don't get in trouble with Cops/Security!
11 hours is a long time just to drink 🙂.
1pm POINT ZERO! START: Coop De Ville in the Strip District
EAT BEFORE THIS!!! Holiday Archetypes spread wonder and WTF!
1:30pm GROUP (GROPE) PICTURE! THEN ROAM THE STRIP!
BEFOREHAND: GET A T PASS for $7 for all day riding! Also good for Bus.
Enjoy the STRIP DISTRICT and make it toward the Christmas Market in the Cultural District, Mkt Sq is still under construction
Also several reindeers watering holes that have gay and naked reindeers have fun n'at!
4:45pm SHARP KETCHUP POINT 1 GROPE PICTURE ONE! Liberty Avenue Musicians Statues 945 Liberty Ave
5pm KETCHUP POINT 2 GROPE PICTURE TWO! EYEBALL SEATS (Give gifts at the bus stop here)!
6pm KETCHUP POINT 3: TAKE THE T from WOOD STREET STATION to ALLENTOWN PITTSBURGH and give gifts to passers by and on the T.
SING NORMAL CAROLS or up to PG-13 carols on the "T"
Get off in Allentown
7:15pm KETCHUP POINT 4 Allentown Storyville Lounge at Doctor Tumbulety's 753 e Warrington Ave. Pittsburgh, PA 15210
Then roam the business district of Allentown, say hi to people on street and local businesses! Make their Day!
Bottle Rocket Social Hall too! Say hi in the stores n restaurants n'at! When yinz feel like it get back on the "T" about 9:45ish
Go Back to Dahntahn Pittsburgh, No more Ketchup points
Get off at Gateway Station, Spread WONDER, WTF! and CHEER at the PPG ICESKATING RINK and Market Square!
TONS OF CHRISTMAS POP UPS N OTHER REINDEER WATERING HOLES! GIVE GIFTS TO KIDS AT ICE SKATING RINK !
Here is the AI Definition of Santarchy:
core tenets or general ideas that define Santarchy typically revolve around:
Anonymity (everybody dressed the same makes individuals hard to identify)
Absence of formal organization
Playful subversion of commercialism
Spontaneity and improvisation
Community and collective experience
DO THIS BUT BE HUMAN AND AWESOME!
Please remember the FOUR FUCKS of Santarchy/Santacon
1. Don't fuck with kids.
2. Don't fuck with cops.
3. Don't fuck with security.
4. Don't fuck with Santa.
(yeah, it's okay to fuck Santa)
Where is it happening?
Coop De Ville, 98 23rd St, Pittsburgh, PA 15222, United States
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