RHYMETHiNK: War on Christmas. Beats, Bars, and Bass

RHYMETHiNK is holding its AGM in Tkaronto at the end of December. Brother KAY THE AQUANAUT coming in from Saskatoon. Brother D.LIBERATE coming in from [r-e-d-a-c-t-e-d]. With LEE REED, TAREK FUNK and CEE REALITY already in the spot, the 5 core members of the collective will all be gathered in the lesser Toronto area for a couple days. Word from the bunker has come in: the party brass are demanding a show. With mics on a stage and decks for the dancefloor, to bring forth the real rum pum pum pum.
SUNDAY DECEMBER 28. BSMT254. TORONTO. The RHYMETHINK collective proudly declares: WAR ON CHRISTMAS // Guzzle the truth nog. Cleanse the consumer capitalist stink from your soul. Feel the fiery cathartic shit spray of raw, anti-capitalist rap revelry. Bask in bass bahumbuggery. It’s the Anti-Fa-La-La-La-La Xmas AfterParty your mommy warned you about // we decking the hall with bass party stalwarts aboLISH, ANACONDA and CEE REALITY (on the double doodies).. dear movement music homies known to get a dancefloor bumping // the RHYMETHiNK crew is coming armed with that new shit and them old faves. 5-mic collabos, and b-side solos. Pure truth music; good for what ails ya. Big beats. Mean bars. End time rhymes for end time times // the crew don’t get to go full Voltron very often. So plz spread words. Mar calendars. Gather the homies. Break out the neck brace and iron your angry pants. Eat shit 2025 !
SUN DEC 28 / TORONTO
BSMT 254 / 254 Landsdowne
8pm / $10-$20 NOTAFLOF
9pm Raps / 11pm Dance
Tickets on Eventbrite
RHYMETHiNK:
Kay the Aquanaut
D. Liberate
Cee Reality
Tarek Funk
Lee Reed
DJs:
Lanaconda
aboLish
Cee Reality

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