Rest in Rhinestones: a Dolly Parton Memorial Bar Crawl
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Well, hey there, honey. Saturday, September 19th, 4:30 in the afternoon, starting at Beaux in the Castro. Wear comfortable shoes, because it takes a lot of money to look this cheap, and it's gonna take a lot of walking too.
This here's a dress-up crawl, so don't be shy. Go as Dolly as your little heart desires, mild to wild; I ain't judging, Lord knows I never have. Slap on a blonde wig and call it a night, or go full rhinestone and sequins like you're headlining the Opry. Either way, you'll fit right in, honey, because there's only one thing I care more about than how you look, and that's how much fun you're having.
We'll start at Beaux, mosey on over to Twin Peaks, then 440, then Midnight Sun, and finish up the night proper at The Edge. Five bars, one legend, and enough sass to go around twice.
Show up on time or don't show up at all, because honey, I didn't get where I am by being late. Somebody's gonna sing "Jolene" before the night's through, and it might as well be all of us, whether the bar likes it or not.
Bring your best Dolly joke, your favorite drink order, and shoes that can survive a little bit of a working 9-to-5, because we're drinking from 4:30 'til whenever the good Lord and last call decide we're done.
That rhinestone won't shine itself, so get on out here and shine with us. - Love, Dolly
This here's a dress-up crawl, so don't be shy. Go as Dolly as your little heart desires, mild to wild; I ain't judging, Lord knows I never have. Slap on a blonde wig and call it a night, or go full rhinestone and sequins like you're headlining the Opry. Either way, you'll fit right in, honey, because there's only one thing I care more about than how you look, and that's how much fun you're having.
We'll start at Beaux, mosey on over to Twin Peaks, then 440, then Midnight Sun, and finish up the night proper at The Edge. Five bars, one legend, and enough sass to go around twice.
Show up on time or don't show up at all, because honey, I didn't get where I am by being late. Somebody's gonna sing "Jolene" before the night's through, and it might as well be all of us, whether the bar likes it or not.
Bring your best Dolly joke, your favorite drink order, and shoes that can survive a little bit of a working 9-to-5, because we're drinking from 4:30 'til whenever the good Lord and last call decide we're done.
That rhinestone won't shine itself, so get on out here and shine with us. - Love, Dolly
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Where is it happening?
Beaux, Market St., 2344 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94114-1521, United States
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