Red, White & Redneck 4th of July Pool Party....on the 5th
Schedule
Sat, 05 Jul, 2025 at 01:00 pm
Location
1460 Rowe Rd, Lexington, NC 27295-8264, United States | Lexington, NC
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Red, White, and Redneck Pool PartyWhere the beer is cold, the water's warm-ish, and the chaos is guaranteed!
Dust off your cutoffs and grab your floaties, because it's time for the most legendary backyard bash of the summer! We’re throwin’ a Redneck Pool Party that promises more splashes, snacks, and shenanigans than a Fourth of July parade in a mudhole.
What to Expect:
? Swimming: Dive into our crystal-clear (ish) pool — complete with floaties shaped like flamingos, beer cans, and one very patriotic eagle. There’ll be cannonballs, belly flops, synchronized swimming attempts, and probably at least one uncle doing something he shouldn’t in the shallow end.
? Food & Drinks: We’ll be smokin' up a mountain of BBQ, but this is a potluck, y’all — so bring a dish to share! Whether it’s your grandma’s famous mac ‘n cheese or a questionable jello salad, we want it. Bonus points if it's served in a crockpot or Tupperware from 1998.
? What to Bring:
A food item to share
Towel (unless you plan to air-dry via sun or shame)
Sunscreen (because redneck sunburns are real, y’all)
Your best redneck swimwear: cutoffs, tank tops, floaties, or your finest American flag attire
? IMPORTANT PSA: DO NOT park in the grass! Seriously — if you value your tires and your friendship with the host, keep those wheels on the driveway or street. The lawn is sacred (and probably still soggy from that time cousin Ricky tried to build a slip-n-slide with dish soap and a garden hose).
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Where is it happening?
1460 Rowe Rd, Lexington, NC 27295-8264, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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