Phoenix Phamous Presents, Underground Assault
Schedule
Sat, 25 Apr, 2026 at 07:00 pm to Sun, 26 Apr, 2026 at 01:00 am
UTC-07:00Location
The Blooze Bar | Phoenix, AZ
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Once again, the sacred space that is The Blooze stage is under assault! The Pop 40 Goblins are massing their numbers and calling forth one of the Ancient 2K Terrors to pull local music supporters out of local bars and into nostalgia cash grab concerts!!!. Dread Diva, Smiley Gyrus, is back! She is casting a wide net to lure young minds into seeing her on tour. Just like another yodeling pop crone, Killary Guff is!. These "tours" are evil undertakings devised by the Dark Lords behind the M.M.I, "Mainstream Music Industry". We must rally the Metal! And not just any Metal! NO! We need Extreme, Underground, Ass Kicking FACE MELTING METAL!! Joining our fight to defend The Blooze and all that its stage stands for are CLAY AND FIRE, coming from the far-off land of Winslow, AZ! VERTEBRAEKER, making their way from Show Low, AZ, will also take up the fight!! And last but not least!! Local heavies and the band voted most likely to win in a fight with a Cosmic Horror, DUMASKIS! See great feats of musical warfare as we take on the Goblin Diva, Smiley Gyrus, and her horde of 45-year-old teeny bopper goblins....COME WITNESS the titanic struggle for victory for Metal Heads everywhere, over the insidious and greedy forces that poison the world of music, wherever they step their sleazily shuffling feet! HUZZAH, and HORNS UP!!!
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Where is it happening?
The Blooze Bar, 12014 N 32nd St, Phoenix, AZ 85028-1219, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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