Old Baby Pageant 2025
Schedule
Mon Aug 11 2025 at 07:00 pm to 10:00 pm
UTC-07:00Location
Alberta Abbey | Portland, OR
About this Event
21 and over.
Behold the majesty of the inaugural Old Baby Pageant! Old Town brewing brings you a night of music, majesty and talents, where 10 individuals will compete with form, function, and talent, culminating in the crowning of the Old Baby 2025!
"What are you talking about?" - guy at a bar.
"Um... that sounds great." - guy sitting next to guy at the bar.
"It's only ten bucks if you buy before August 1st, so why not." - Our marketing director whose job is absolutely on the line if you don't come.
Can I just watch it on line from my sofa?
No.
Will you be able to out do yourself next year?
Hopefully, if we raise enough money that we don't lose too much of Adam’s money this year, yes.
This inaugural event will bring together 10 contestants vying for the crown of Old Baby. They will bring ASTOUNDING TALENTS to the stage, PRANCE about in extravagant costumes and SEDUCE the panel of esteemed local celebrity judges into believing that they most embody the spirt of Old Baby!
Where is it happening?
Alberta Abbey, 126 Northeast Alberta Street, Portland, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
USD 17.86
