Not So Secret Rendezvous: Tailgate! Bears v. Patriots, Bad Public Relations Response

Some meetings are secret; some meetings aren't. This Thursday is the latter in the South Lot, so if you're a famous coach secretly having an affair with a reporter, hanging at the Halas Hauler might not be the smart move. We would be happy for the publicity, though. You can claim all the people around are your friends, even if they aren't, as some cover. While we don't condone these types of relationships, we will make fun of them. Welcome all to the South Lot in the first row next to Lake Shore Drive. Enjoy a cocktail, beer, food, and discuss the horrendous PR strategies of the self-important who get caught stepping out.