Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive @ EPIC Studios

Schedule

Sun, 09 Nov, 2025 at 07:30 pm

UTC+00:00

Location

Epic Studios | Norwich, EN

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‭Please note that this is a ‘Norwich Arts Centre presents’ event at EPIC Studios, 112-114 Magdalen St, Norwich NR3 1JD.
Are‬‭ you‬‭ ready‬‭ to‬‭ have‬‭ the‬‭ best‬‭ damn‬‭ night‬‭ of‬‭ your‬‭ effing‬‭ life?‬‭ Well‬‭ don’t‬‭ worry,‬‭ the‬ man with the golden larynx is back – and he’s aiming high.‬

On‬‭ his‬‭ last‬‭ tour‬‭ Nick‬‭ Helm‬‭ promised‬‭ you‬‭ a‬‭ Super‬‭ Fun‬‭ Good‬‭ Time‬‭ Show‬‭ and,‬‭ except‬ for‬‭ one‬‭ man‬‭ in‬‭ Hull,‬‭ no‬‭ one‬‭ could‬‭ say‬‭ he‬‭ did‬‭ anything‬‭ other‬‭ than‬‭ more‬‭ than‬‭ deliver.‬
‭This‬‭ time,‬‭ the‬‭ International‬‭ Treasure-in-Waiting‬‭ is‬‭ going‬‭ to‬‭ give‬‭ you‬‭ the‬‭ best‬‭ damn‬ ‭night of your miserable lives whether you want it or not.‬
Nick‬‭ Helm‬‭ is‬‭ the‬‭ greatest‬‭ living‬‭ all-round‬‭ entertainer‬‭ of‬‭ his‬‭ or‬‭ any‬‭ generation,‬‭ living‬ ‭or‬‭ dead,‬‭ and‬‭ he’s‬‭ coming‬‭ to‬‭ a‬‭ town‬‭ near‬‭ you.‬‭ What‬‭ are‬‭ you‬‭ going‬‭ to‬‭ tell‬‭ your‬ grandkids?‬‭ That‬‭ you‬‭ were‬‭ busy‬‭ that‬‭ night?‬‭ Well‬‭ get‬‭ ready‬‭ for‬‭ your‬‭ grandkids‬‭ to‬ ‭stare‬‭ at‬‭ you‬‭ with‬‭ a‬‭ complete‬‭ lack‬‭ of‬‭ comprehension.‬‭ You’ll‬‭ be‬‭ considered,‬‭ locally,‬‭ an‬
‭idiot.‬‭ From‬‭ now‬‭ on,‬‭ every‬‭ time‬‭ you‬‭ catch‬‭ your‬‭ own‬‭ reflection‬‭ in‬‭ a‬‭ car‬‭ window‬‭ or‬‭ the‬ ‭back of an old DVD, you’ll think yourself a wally.‬
‭So‬‭ chill‬‭ the‬‭ eff‬‭ out,‬‭ wind‬‭ your‬‭ effing‬‭ neck‬‭ in‬‭ and‬‭ buy‬‭ an‬‭ effing‬‭ ticket.‬‭ They’re‬ affordable‬‭ and‬‭ there’s‬‭ an‬‭ interval‬‭ to‬‭ buy‬‭ refreshments‬‭ and‬‭ to‬‭ look‬‭ at‬‭ your‬‭ fellow‬ ‭audience‬‭ members‬‭ with‬‭ a‬‭ cocked‬‭ head‬‭ asking‬‭ “Did‬‭ he‬‭ just‬‭ change‬‭ our‬‭ lives?”

‭ Relent‬‭ to‬‭ him.‬‭ He.‬‭ Is.‬‭ Your.‬‭ New.‬‭ God.‬‭ You‬‭ can‬‭ run‬‭ and‬‭ you‬‭ can‬‭ hide,‬‭ but‬‭ no‬‭ one‬ gets out alive.‬
‭ Since‬‭ starting‬‭ stand-up‬‭ comedy‬‭ in‬‭ 2007,‬‭ Nick‬‭ quickly‬‭ gained‬‭ attention‬‭ from‬‭ across‬‭ the‬‭ industry‬‭ for‬‭ his‬‭ hilarious‬‭ blend‬‭ of‬‭ one-liners,‬‭ stories,‬‭ poems‬‭ and‬‭ songs.‬‭ He’s‬ been‬‭ twice‬‭ nominated‬‭ for‬‭ an‬‭ Edinburgh‬‭ Comedy‬‭ Award,‬‭ released‬‭ two‬‭ successful‬‭ albums,‬‭ and‬‭ was‬‭ nominated‬‭ for‬‭ a‬‭ BAFTA‬‭ for‬‭ short‬‭ film‬‭ Elephant‬‭ ,‬‭ which‬‭ he‬‭ co-wrote,‬‭ directed‬‭ and‬‭ starred‬‭ in.‬‭ As‬‭ also‬‭ seen‬‭ on‬‭ Uncle‬‭ ,‬‭ Loaded‬‭ ,‬‭ Nick‬‭ Helm’s‬‭ Heavy‬‭ Entertainment‬‭ ,‬‭ Live‬‭ at‬‭ the‬‭ Apollo‬‭ ,‬‭ 8‬‭ Out‬‭ of‬‭ 10‬‭ Cats‬‭ Does‬‭ Countdown‬‭ and‬‭ many‬‭ more.‬

‘Genuinely exciting’ – Telegraph‬

‘Terrific’ – Times‬

‘It ain’t pretty, but it is hilarious’ – Chortle‬

‘Brilliant one-liners and magnificent set pieces’ – Independent‬

‘Helm is a comic tour de force, and then some’ – Mail on Sunday‬
‭ Age Guidance 16+ (strong language)‬
‭ Presented by Plosive Live in association with Sophie Chapman Talent‬
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Epic Studios, 112-114 Magdalen Street,Norwich, Norfolk, United Kingdom

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