Mx Tattooed Mom Pageant 2026

We are BACK to crown our second ever Mx Tattooed Mom in The 2026 Mx Tattooed Mom Pageant: Electric Boogaloo!

Tattooed Mom is home to some AMAZING events and some of the coolest clientele with pierogis, drag shows, standup comedy nights and open mics, cosmo clouds, lollipops, and we are here to find out who can carry the torch of such an incredible space on their shoulders!

Produced & Hosted by The ZanyThing & Elizabeth New Jersey

Come see FIVE Tmom lovers duke it out in a pageant of queer punk proportions to win:

• a cash prize of $300! sponsored by Tmom and community members.
• a crown and (temporary) tattoo
• special tmom appearances
• sickening prize packages!

With our esteemed judges:

• Sarah Cowell (Tattooed Mom's Event Coordinator)
• Tan Hoang (creator of Tattooed Momedy, comedian)
• Blu Lazuli (Tattooed Mom patron, cosplayer)

And our exceptional competitors representing all facets of Tattooed Mom:

• Eboni X Pyre (drag-lesquer, producer, franken-diva)
• Brianna Benozich (standup comic, trashbag, queer)
• Rexxi (singer, songwriter, show kitten)
• Sir Donyx (drag sex demon, fashion icon, club kid)
• Simply Ayanna (enchantress, professional party girl, poet)

with a stepdown performance from our first ever winner and current reigning Mx Tmom, Nightshade The Glow!

So grab a pierogi, crush that lemon bourbon smash, pull up a bumper card and find out who will take that crown!

When: January 23rd, 2026
Doors at 6:30pm Show at 7:30pm
Where: Tattooed Mom ☠️ 530 South Street, Philadelphia PA
Who can Come: Anyone 21+ with a valid PHYSICAL ID

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