Mutt-Cracker (After Dark) - An adults-only roast of our beloved holiday show
Schedule
Sat, 27 Dec, 2025 at 09:30 pm
UTC-06:00Location
2307 Manor Rd, Austin, TX, United States, Texas 78722 | Austin, TX
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Twas the Saturday after ChristmasAt The VORTEX late at night
And the last show of Mutt-Cracker
Had already taken flight
All the actors now were stirring
They had something up their sleeves
A bit of naughty fun
For adult time make-believe!
Join us later in the evening
For some vaudeville style delight
Puns and burlesque, even Krampus-
We’ll roast the show for just one night!
After 10 glorious years of performing the current incarnation of The Mutt-Cracker (SWEET!), many, MANY inside jokes have been made, alternative lyrics sung, and adult versions of scenes and songs have been conceived. For one night only, we have ‘unleashed’ the cast to perform a variety show that has been on their Xmas wish list for years – Mutt-Cracker (After Dark).
This is not your toddler’s Mutt-Cracker- 18 and up only. Join us for a night of raunchy fun as we travel parts of Doglandia never before seen! Journey with Clara as she explores the meaning of being a “Big” Little Girl. Sarcastic Cats, a Furry MC, Santa’s Little Helper, and more zany characters bump and grind through a magical winter wonderland. What tricks are Quillary Gooseton, PhD teaching us THIS time, and will Clara learn her lesson before the Krampus catches up with her?
Featuring Olivia Rose McCain, Monica Kurtz, Darren Peterson, Balyssa Bell, Nicole Boyd, Melissa McKnight, Dane Parker, Agatha Trystie, Blaise Ricin, Campbell Duffy, Magical Mystical Michael, and Sigh.
Lighting Design by Amy Lewis. Stage Management by Fernando Lara. Assistant Stage Management by Wolf Vepstas. Producing Artistic Director, Bonnie Cullum.
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Where is it happening?
2307 Manor Rd, Austin, TX, United States, Texas 78722Event Location & Nearby Stays:
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