Moirafest 2026

"The World Is Falling Apart Around Us And I'm Dying Inside." - It's time to party bèbes - grab the girls and join us for MOIRAFEST!
About this Event

🌹 Look through your ROSE colored glasses and prepare for the SCHITTIEST party you've attended — because we are bringing ✨ MOIRA FEST ✨ to Fountain City! (We love that for us.)

🎉 Join us as we celebrate the Matriarch of the Roses in the $chittiest Celebration of the year! Shop at our own Rose Apothecary Market, featuring local vendors, show off your bébé brain with trivia, show off your fit in the March of the Moira's costume contest, enjoy periodic burlesque and drag performances coordinated by Knotty Orchid and sing like a Jazz-a-gal with karaoke to follow!

⚠️ Space is limited — so grab your ticket today and don’t miss this forking fabulous schedule of events!

🎟️ VIB (Very Important Bébé) tickets come with:
🍸 One glass of wine
🎁 A randomly selected colored wig & glasses combo — Moira-approved!

🗓️ Schedule of Events

🎶 6:00 PM - The Event Begins and the Rose Apothecary Market Opens, enjoy coloring pages, crafts, and periodic performances! (Bring $ bills to tip performers)
🧠 7:00 PM – Schitt’s Creek Trivia (Test your Bébé brain!)
👑 9:00 PM – The March of the Moiras Costume Contest!
🌒 9:30 PM – Bar shifts from bright Schitt’s Creek Day to sultry Cabaret karaoke - where you can sing Simply the Best, Danny Boy, or whatever your heart desires!
Herb Irvling-ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link. Burt Herkern. Burn- Agh! Bingo Lingfcker!*

If you are interested in joining the Rose Apothecary Market, shoot me an email at [email protected] and if you are interested in performing amongs the burlesque or drag performers - email - [email protected]!

🎙️ And of course, remember to come with the vigour of a wartime radio operator. 🕊️📻