MH3 44th Anniversary Hash - "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride" (Trail 1379)

The Memphis Hash House Harriers are turning 44 (that's 11 years of dunking on Jesus' high score) and to celebrate we are... doing an "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride" hash (because that's the birthday tradition?)!
Dig out those ugly, expensive, only-worn-once bridesmaid dresses that have been lurking in the back of your closet (or get one that someone wisely donated to a thrift store) and show up ready to run! This time, you'll end up with DIFFERENT stains on it than you did at that wedding (and these ones won't glow under black light. Well, probably)!
And remember, it's the hares' special day, so don't wear white or you may end up wearing red (wine)!
? On-Start: The parking lot near Hampline Brewery (we will be around the corner)
Circle up at 2:00pm
Hares away at 2:15pm
Show up with:
- $5 hash cash
- A bridesmaid dress (or reasonable approximation)
- A vessel
Don't you DARE show up with:
- Children (age-wise, emotional children are unavoidable)
- Dogs, cats, chinchillas, snakes, service animals, or pets of any kind
ON-ON!
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