Malörmpics 2026

The time has come for the 3rd annual Malörmpics at The Goose! Join us for an evening of shenanigans as we celebrate our favorite worst drink
About this Event

Malörmpics 2026

It's time for your favorite unhinged event. You've laughed. You've cried. You've sipped Malört through a hot dog (bet you forgot about that one, huh?). You've marveled that anyone, even the best bartenders in the city, could somehow make incredible cocktails using bandaid trash water.

We're ready to do it all over again, this time bigger and better than ever. Join us Tuesday, October 27th at The Goose for our annual Malört cocktail competition and all the fun things we have in store to go with it! While the event is free and open to the public, purchasing a ticket will get you a taster of every cocktail made for the competition and the chance to vote on your favorite! Party starts at 6pm with the cocktail competition beginning at 7pm.

Shenanigans will include (but are not limited to):

• Chicago Dogs
• Cocktails
• Food
• Prizes
• A Malört Wheel of Doom

Bonus points to bartenders who lean into the Halloween vibes this year, and special surprises for guests who come in costume!

Agenda

🕑: 06:00 PM
The Party Starts!
🕑: 07:00 PM
Cocktail Competition Begins