LUKE SEVEREID / "Stand UP that's Metal AF" / Portland / June 1st

LUKE SEVEREID returns to Portland, Oregon for ONE Night ONLY

June 1st / 6:00 PM

LUKE SEVEREID is a hill-hiking, metal-music-loving, chrome-dome-having stand-up comedian from Seattle, WA. Born and raised in the Pacific Northwest with the plaids and IPA-fueled husk to prove it, he has spent the last decade yelling jokes all over the US and Canada, and recently relocated to the East Coast, landing in the sufficiently hilly & silly Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

LUKE’s comedic style has been described as insightfully idiotic, aggressively absurd, and most accurately, unmedicated ADHD in action. Besides looking identical to your favorite bouncer/bass player, Luke was also recently in the Big Sky Comedy Festival, a semifinalist in the Seattle and San Francisco International Comedy Competition, and a winner of Best Comedy Film at HUMP! Film Festival. Millions have enjoyed his stand-up videos online, and no matter who you are or where you’re from, he is GUARANTEED to get a giggle or two out of you.

Early Bird Tickets $15

General Admission $20

VIP $30

FAQ

Q: What is this event?

A: You know that thing you like to do called laughing? That's whats going to happen here. Professional Dopamine DEALERS will bring you joy and mirth and all kinds of other synonyms for serotonin fueled emotions ALSO known as a Stand UP Comedy Show

Q: Are you funny?

A: Depends on the day and who you are. I know on Saturdays around 8 PM I am HILARIOUS(lets not even talk about Tuesdays ok...) I've been performing for 12 years and regularly have people come to see me again ON PURPOSE. Check out a video and decide for yourself:

Q: Is this a Family Friendly Show?

A: Depends how cool your family is. If you're sensitive to adult topics or language, this probably is not the show for you. If you're the type of person who leaves yelp reviews, maybe stay home and think about what you’re ultimately trying to get out of life. Again, google costs none money to use.

Q: Is there a break?

A: The show is continuous and runs about 90 minutes give or take.

Q: Will drinks be available?

A: Yes! Check out the venue's website for a menu!

Q: Where is the venue?

A: Oh boy... new to the internet? That's cool just click the venue's name above and it'll have an address there.

Q: Where do I buy tickets?

A: There's literally a button that says buy tickets on this page.

Q: What time do doors open?

A: It depends but generally an hour before showtime.

Q: Can my business get involved?

A: Yes! Please email me if you want to sponsor the event. We'll shout you out at the show opening and if you pay enough, I'll stop the show every 5 minutes and tell everyone how amazing your product is.

Q: Explain the ticket types?

A: If there are early bird tickets, those are cheap, first come, first serve tickets for people on a budget or people without commitment issues. Some venues don't let me do it.

Regular Bird(General Admission) is just a ticket to the show. but that doesn't mean it's not special. Can you put a price on a night of laughter and joy and probably sex(jokes)?

VIP ticket will reserve you a ticket close to the front and I'll give you a free beer koozie at the show ($700 value!). This is basically a way of throwing me some extra cash because you feel like it. Plus you don't have to go scouring the internet to find it.

This is a self produced comedy show, which means 100% of ticket sales go to the artists performing. Thank you for supporting live comedy

Q: Can I talk to the comics after the show?

A: Absolutely! just don't be TOO much of a weirdo when you find out comics are sweatier than you expect them to be.

Host or Publisher Luke Severeid