LOST IN SPACE ft Jerome Robins presented by Space Cowboys

Space Cowboys Present

🚀🌌 LOST IN SPACE 🌌🚀

FEATURING Jerome Robins [Toronto] (Toolroom, Farris Wheel, Stereo Productions)

... plus Space Cowboys & Friends

- 8Ball

- Deckard

- Ding Dong (Brass Tax)

- Haute Mess (Brass Tax)

- Leyl Master Black

- Rumblemunk

- ShOOey

- Sol

- ViaJay (Angels of bAss)

Location: Monarch, 101 6th, SF, CA

Date: Sat 5/9/26

Time: 9pm to 3am

Dress Code: Galactic glam • Silver space commander • Disco astronaut

Tickets: bit.ly/lostinspace50-tix

Info: bit.ly/lostinspace50

All profits from this event benefits Bay Area non-profit Dancing Saved My Life: dancingsavedmylife.org/

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**⚠ TRANSMISSION FROM THE ROBOT ⚠**

*Warning. Warning.*

Danger, Brad Robinson.

You are approaching…

Your 50th orbit around the sun.

Energy levels: surprisingly stable.

Warranty: expired.

Knee joints: unpredictable.

Dance confidence: excessively high.

*Warning. Warning.*

Subject believes he is still 35.

Delusion levels acceptable.

Party readiness confirmed.

After five decades navigating Earth with confidence, sarcasm, and a dance floor permanently set to “his preference,” Brad has officially entered his 50s.

Much like any interstellar expedition, there were unexpected detours, minor malfunctions, and a strong refusal to ask for directions.

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**⚠ ROBOT STATUS UPDATE ⚠**

If Brad attempts:

* Breakdancing

* Telling stories that begin with “Back in my day…”

* Explaining how things were built better in the 80s

Remain calm.

Offer hydration.

Return him safely to the dance floor.

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Fifty years.

Still operational.

Still legendary.

Still ignoring warnings.

Join us as we celebrate Brad boldly going where he has absolutely gone before… but with better lighting.

Failure to respond may result in dramatic Robot arm-waving.

Know what’s Happening Next — before everyone else does.

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