Lez Get Wet H.O.T. & Heavy
About this Event
✨💦IT’S A FAT GAY A$$ SUMMER Y’ALL!!!💦✨
Haus Of Them is BACK at Val’s Lesbian Bar with
Lez Get WET 💦 H.O.T. 🥵 & HEAVY 💪🏼 an all fat sapphic variety show!! With a raffle for tattoos and a lifting competition! Keep reading to learn more!
When: Thursday August 27th ‼️
Where:@valslesbianbar 605 S 3rd Street, Philadelphia PA 🍻
What: A show starring and managed by fat & plus size sapphics! Drag, live singing, standup comedy, clown, poetry, burlesque & more will ensue! 🎭
‼️WE ALSO HAVE A LIFTING COMPETITION💪🏼 Whoever can lift Phatty Of The Year (The ZanyThing) wins a very special prize!! Strong dykes rise up!
AND WE HAVE A RAFFLE for a TATTOO from Lil Blo Peep!! You can’t miss this BIG giveaway! 🪡
How much? $10 to $20 with reserved seating options and accommodation seating with no extra charge! 💺
Who:
Hosted by The ZanyThing (👑Phatty Of The Year) & Lil Blo Peep 🐑
Stage Managed by Rexxi 🎶 (👑Best Plus Size Vocalist)
Starring:
Jewelissa 💎(👑Ass Of The Year 2026)
Kayo Kenshin 🪭 (3-time Philly Phatty nominee)
Wet Betty 🎂 (Snatcherella All Stars Winner)
with
Bite Tulips 🌷
Chelsea Moroski 🎙️
Lola Areola 🎀
Post Mortem 🤡
Simply Ayanna 📖
Thee Goddess Vee 💋
with door guardian Mr Theo Five ♥️
with photos by Lucia 📸
See you there!! 🥂💪🏼🫡
A Note: This show is a celebration of fat and plus size sapphic-identifying artists. There may be playful jokes made about size, weight, queerness, etc, made by fellow plus size entertainers. Please keep this in mind if you'd like to attend!
Where is it happening?
Event Location & Nearby Stays:
USD 12.51 to USD 23.18



















