Krampus Saves Christmas!

'Twas the Twenty-First of December, the season was grand, Excitement was stirring throughout the whole land! For Krampus Saves Christmas, a Yuletide surprise, At Peacock PDX, beneath evening skies!

At four in the afternoon the doors will swing wide, And the ancient, horned specter will stand by your side! Though he usually punishes, for bad deeds and greed, This year he'll bring charity, a different kind of need! He seeks not the naughty, who break all the rules, But aid for the families, caught up in cruel pools! He'll save their own Christmas, with funds that we raise, And turn tears into triumph, in myriad of ways!

Tickets are Twelve Dollars, a low price to pay, And one hundred percent goes to save the long day! To aid Portland's loved ones, right here at our door, For those sorely affected by ICE's cold war!

Get your FREE pictures taken, if you dare to come near, With the old, horned fellow, and banish your fear! And wait for the shadows, for spirits and fright, With Drag Entertainment to lighten the night!

Yuletide vendors will gather, their trinkets all bright, To tempt every mortal that walks in the light! Then, for a grand finish, the screens will light up, At six-thirty precisely, for the ultimate cup! We’ll settle right down and watch the great fright, The infamous movie, will end the long night!

So mark down the date, tell your neighbors and friends, December Twenty-First, Peacock PDX 'til the fun ends!

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