Klnklesque: Cupid's Hoedown - A Klnky Variety Show & party like no other!

A Pagans Paradise Klnky Immersive Theatre & Party Experience

A Rhinestone Rodeo of Deslre, Drag & Delicious Sin

Y’all ready to get wrecked by love?

Welcome to Cupid’s Hoedown, where the cherubs wear spurs, the angels are squaring off, and love hits like a shot of whiskey straight to the heart. This is not a sweet Valentine—this is romance gone feral, dipped in glitter, leather, and southern heat.

Klnklesque invites you into a twisted honky-tonk fantasy where country camp collides with klnk cabaret. Expect rope-twirling Cupids, heartbreak ballads turned body poetry, high-drag cowfolk, and performances that fIirt, tease, and take you down. Love is the game—and everyone gets dirty.

This is a night of seductlon with a southern drawl, where lvst rides bareback and pIeasure answers to no law but deslre.

Last Klnklesque was on fire with amazing performers! If you missed out on last times sold out event, be sure to grab your tickets now and don't miss out this one of a kind spectacle!

💃 Burlesque that struts, grinds, and strlps with outlaw charm

🔗 Klnk performances blending r0pe, power, and joyful provocation

👠 High drag cowboys, cowgirls & cow-thems serving rhinestone realness

🎤 Spoken word & performance art dripping with longing, lvst, and loss

🎪 Sideshow & immersive moments that blur audience and act

🎯 Themed surprises that might r0pe you into trouble—or crown you barn royalty

This is campy, fiIthy, fIirty, and cinematic—a variety show where love isn’t gentle, it’s bold.

🧃 Mocktail Mixology Bar

Crafted by a pro mixologist with sinfully satisfying flavors—zero proof, all punch.

🛍️ Curated Vendors

🎪 Side Performers & Experiences

Roaming talent and featured pro performers will spark your curiosity and guide your experience

🎁 Win Free Prizes!

🎉AFTER PARTY🎉

When the curtain drops, the fun begins...

Stay for the after party, where connection and chaos continue deep into the night with music, fun and curious areas with space to indulge in the nights air.

This part of the evening is a Klnk Themed Party that will have tastings, sideshow experiences with performances allowing guests to enjoy the rest of the night freely!

Featuring:

Dominus Eros - Founder of Pagans Paradise, Pleasure & Intimacy Guide/Instructor/Coach, Pro Dom and Tantrika. Dominus will be your host of the evening MCing alongside Sparky!

Performers:

Victor Viero, Godis Niya Love, Queerly Femmetastic, Glow Job, Pineapple and Alana!

Sideshow Experiences:

Fun stations!

Featured Pros

Klnklesque is a celebration of performance, pIeasure, and joyful induIgence—a place to show out, take risks, and revel in deslre without apology.

So saddle up, sweetheart.

Cupid’s aiming crooked—and everybody’s a target.

Think rodeo meets red-light romance.

🤠 Western F@ntasy – Cowfolk, ranch hands, saloon sirens, line-dance heartbreakers

💘 Cupid Gone Rogue – Wings, harnesses, bows, arrows, hearts with attitude

🔥 Honky-Tonk Heat – Fringe, denim, chaps, corsets, boots, fishnets, leather

✨ Drag & Glam – Rhinestones, lashes, latex, sparkle, drama encouraged

🚫 No casual wear (jeans unless it is part of a country/western outfit, sneakers, basic tees).

Dress like you’re here to steal hearts or break them.

(You may be turned away if no effort is made.)

EVENT DETAILS

💜 Doors Open: 7:00 PM (doors close at 7:30 PM sharp)

💜 After Party Doors Open: 10:30pm (doors close 11pm sharp)

💜 Event Ends: 3 AM

💜 Location: Private studio near Union Square(details in confirmation email)

💜 Accessibility: Walk up 2 flights.

WHAT TO BRING

1. Dollar Bills for tips (we will have singles to exchange)
2. Cash, Venmo, Cashapp for vendors and tastings
3. BYOB/BYOT For After Party - (Your favorite beverages & items/accessories)

TICKETS (Tier Pricing, Get the tier that is best for you, lower tiers exist for accessibility)(Tickets offer show only as well as combo show and party to save money!)

🎟️ General Admission Show Only & Show and Party

🎟️ Preferred Seating Show Only & Show and Party (access to first 2 rows of chaired seating)

🎟️ VIP Package (Front-row seating, ProTime, 1 Free drink, early access to party elements, and goodies which includes promo tickets for workshops/parties!)

🎟️ After Party Only

21+ age to join.

LATE ENTRY & REFUNDS

To protect the space and ensure a seamless experience for all, doors will close promptly. Late arrivals may not be admitted, and refunds will not be available. No Refunds for this event.

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Pagans Paradise events are intended for educational and entertainment purposes, and attendees participate at their own risk. Some events may involve physical or emotional exploration, and by attending, you agree to take personal responsibility for your well-being. By attending, you agree to participate at your own risk, conduct your own risk management, and agree to hold the event facilitators and facility harmless for any type of harm that may occur.

TRIGGER WARNING: The show is meant to be provocative and might have elements that can be triggering for some. Please take care of yourself and take breaks if you need to, feel free to reach out to staff if you need help. By coming you are also acknowledging that you have be warned of material that might be challenging, art is art and it may not be for everyone. No refunds will be given in the case that you might have to leave due to show elements.

Note: Keeping with Eventbrite guidelines, this event is not sex-based, hookup style, explicit or pornographic. This an educational workshop and/or themed social gathering and experience with both theory and practical elements as explained in details below.

ABOUT US

At Pagans Paradise, we believe in creating a welcoming, joyful space for everyone to explore connection, dive into a range of educational resources, and nurture their authentic selves.

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