Jordan, NY - Micro Maidens: The Show @Keg's Canal

Come join us for a night of entertainment with the Micro Maidens Dwarf Dancers!

* * NO REFUNDS UNLESS SHOW CANCELS! **

🍑 A three hour long all-women show, with the shortest dancers in the world ranging 2'10" to 4'12"! These ladies know how to make every inch count 😘

🍒 Cast includes actual little person celebrities, world record holders, and Instagram famous influencers such as the world-famous Bridget Powerz, as seen on TV and in Movies as well as Sassee Cassee, the shortest dancer in the world at 2'10". Our lineup also includes the funniest little lady alive: Lila Hart, the Tiny Stand Up Comedian!

⏱️ Sorry for the short notice, but y'all gotta get your tickets now! Prices increase as tickets sell out so get yours early and get a discount! 🎟️ Are not half off, but our prices dwarf the competition!

💵 ** It is advised to bring your own cash and $$$ one-dollar bills to tip the ladies, the ATM is usually out of money each day by showtime! **

🍑 There ARE parts of the show where you can buy dances for yourself, and others!

🍒 Watch the video trailer for more: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iBbjYEeUI8c

Info: Don't get short with us! Arrive early and Lila Hart will warm you up to the show with comedy from her latest special!

Info: This isn't something you want to arrive fashionably late to - the show is 3 hours jam packed with non-repetitive action! Remember to come prepared with your $1's because the ATM is usually tapped out by the beginning of the show!

Host or Publisher Micro Maidens