Jim E Brown (Manchester UK) - Valentine's Day Festival of Humanity

Name: Jim E Brown (Manchester UK) - Valentine's Day Festival of Humanity
Start: 2025-02-14T20:00:00-08:00
Location: Red Gate Arts Society

Schedule

Fri, 14 Feb, 2025 at 08:00 pm

UTC-08:00

Location

Red Gate Arts Society | Vancouver, BC

Hey, losers! 💔
Let’s be honest—your relationship is as exciting as a soggy biscuit, and your partner? Not exactly a stunner, are they? So why bother playin’ house when you can blow it all up and have the night of your life instead?
February 14, 2025, is your chance to ditch the dead weight at the Red Gate Arts Society for the Valentine’s Day Festival of Humanity. While you’re busy pretending to be happy with your ugly other half, why not come out and hear something real for a change?
Headlining the night is Jim E. Brown—a poet, activist, and alcoholic who was born just before the world fell apart. This bloke’s lived through hell and back, and he’ll make you feel every bit of it. Bet you wish you had his guts instead of sitting at home watching Netflix with that thing you call a partner.
And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got:
🎭 The Great Pretension—‘cause let’s face it, you’ve been fakin’ it this whole time
🎙️ The comeback of Andy Kaufman—yep, he’s back, and he probably wouldn’t give your partner the time of day
🎶 And music from Yep—a name that’s way more interesting than your love life
Tickets are just $20—a small price to pay to blow up your boring life.
Doors open at 8:00pm, so leave your uggo at home and come witness something that’ll actually make you feel alive for once.
And hey, if you’re too skint to cough up for a ticket, we’re N.O.T.A.F.L.O.F. (No One Turned Away for Lack of Funds), because we don’t want anyone missing out on the chance to experience the absolute chaos of humanity. You’ll thank us later—if you survive the night!
So what’s it gonna be? Another miserable night with your not-so-hot partner, or a chance to break free and join the rest of us living in the real world?
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