I Regret Nothing

A story about the things we never talk about. But we should.

I Regret Nothing is a one woman show about the funny, shocking, and ultimately redemptive story of a successful entrepreneur who found herself in way over her head, and couldn't figure out how she got there in the first place. It started with a Jewfro, took a detour to bombing on a comedy stage in NYC, and included a 4am pitstop in the ER with her pants at her ankles. And it gets a little worse from there. You will laugh. You might cry. And you might leave regretting things a little less.

When: September 1–3, 2026

Where: National Union Building, 918 F St NW, Washington, D.C.

Tickets: $25, general admission, valid any night — iregretnothingshow.com