I DON'T KNOW SH*T ABOUT WINE

A laid-back, in-person wine tasting for anyone who doesn’t know squat about wine—but wants to have fun learning.
About this Event

Ever look at a wine list and just pick something because the name sounds good? 😂

Wonder what people are actually doing when they swirl the glass? What the hell are tannins? What does “dry” mean? And are you really supposed to be tasting all those random flavors people keep talking about?

This is for you.

Join us at The Pour Up Wine Bar for I DON’T KNOW SH*T ABOUT WINE — a fun, beginner-friendly wine tasting for people who enjoy wine but don’t necessarily know much about it.

No wine snobs. No complicated terminology. No pretending you smell “wet stone and forest floor” when all you smell is… wine. 😂

We’re breaking it down in a way that actually kind of makes sense.

During this tasting, we’ll talk about:

🍷 How to actually taste wine
👃 Why people swirl & smell it first
🍇 Sweet vs. dry
🍷 Light, medium & full-bodied wines
😬 What tannins are — in normal people language
📝 How to describe what you like
🍾 How to confidently order or buy wine without knowing the “right” words

You’ll taste 3 different wines as we walk through everything together — and yes, you can ask the questions you think you're “supposed to already know.”

Come alone, bring your friends or bring the person who always orders the wine for the table. 😂

You don't need to know wine.

You just need to like drinking it.

📍 The Pour Up Wine Bar | Downtown Antioch
🔞 21+ only

The wine is poured. The conversation starts here.