How to Roll Great Doinks, 101 -- presented by OFFICE HOURS

Are you a cone stuffer? A bowl packer? Maybe you're, dare we say it, doink-curious?

The time has come to satiate your curiosity, and take the future into your own hands. The time has come, friends, to learn How to Roll Great Doinks.

What do we mean by "doink?"

We're talking about a considerable-sized roll -- anything over 1.5 will do it! -- that's created explicitly to maximize flavor, smoothness, and translation. If you care deeply about flower, but haven't been able to craft the perfect doink, this is the class for you.

Your entry ticket includes all the supplies you'll need:-Plenty of material for rolling (Your choice of two flavors from KGB)-Rolling Tray-Papers / Tips-Official Office Hours Packing ToolWe will have grinders and scales on hand, but we strongly encourage bringing your own grinder -- ideally, a Santa Cruz Shredder or better.

We've got TWO DIFFERENT SESSIONS featuring TWO DIFFERENT ROLLERS: ALL CAPS is running the first session, from Noon to 2PM, and Check Da Flex is running the second session, from 3PM to 5PM.

Each roller has their own style, and that roller's style corresponds to their session. Make sure to choose the session with the roller you want to learn from!

This is intended as a foundational, 101-style class.

We will walk through foundational steps -- from how to break down your material to how to light your doink -- and answer questions while you give it a shot yourself. Expect a classroom-style presentation with audience participation in a smoke-friendly space.

We're sorry to say you cannot bring plus ones to this event -- each attendee must have their own ticket, and we are checking people in at the door. Your understanding is much appreciated!

Questions? Get at us directly! We're here for them!

Host or Publisher ALL CAPS