Hot Mess

Schedule

Thu Jun 11 2026 at 07:30 pm to 09:30 pm

UTC-04:00

Location

Penn Social | Washington, DC

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True stories about things going sideways — and the people who got through it.
About this Event

Some nights go as planned. This show is about the ones that don’t.

Hot Mess is a night of live, true stories about chaos, confusion, and the moments when everything goes off the rails, in public, in private, or right when it mattered most.

These are the stories that make you cringe, laugh, and say “yep, been there.”


Why Come?
  • Stories that embrace disaster, detours, and everything in between.
  • A mix of “oh no” and “me too” moments.
  • A reminder that messy is also human.

Tickets

Get your tickets now before prices go up!

  • $30 for the first 100 tickets — limited availability.
  • After that, general admission is $35.

Secure your spot at the best price today.


Season Pass

For you or someone who needs a good night out

A Season Pass gets you five nights of live, true storytelling.

  • $125 for 5 events (January–June 2026) - That’s $25 per show.
  • Only 100 available - On sale through December 31.


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Where is it happening?

Penn Social, 801 East Street Northwest, Washington, United States

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Tickets

USD 33.48

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