Hooray For Noobies with Matthew Gallagher
Schedule
Tue Sep 30 2025 at 07:00 pm to 09:30 pm
UTC+01:00Location
Slouch Glasgow | Glasgow, SC
MUSIC - COMEDY - CHAOSYour evening will be hosted by the award-winning John BC.
Award winning?? lol John is a lying bastard who has been nominated for absolutely fuck all. He did open for Stuart Mitchell once, but that’s because he knew a guy who knew a guy who owned a pub & needed an opening act.
To the stage, HFN present some great comedic talents, all with varying comedic styles. Via a live band, comedy is cleverly intertwined with music throughout.
*** Frequently Asked Questions ***
❓Where the fuck is it 🤔
Good question, unsure if the fuck was required! 😂 Hooray For Noobies is at Slouch, 203-205 Bath St, Glasgow. It’s held in a separate space to the bar, a space with a warm welcoming vibe.
❓When the fuck is it 🤔
Good question again but still unsure if the swearing was necessary 😜 Our next show is on Tuesday 30th September at 7:30pm. Doors to the bar open at 4pm, doors to the comedy room open at 7pm.
Thereafter, our 2025 looks like this….
✔️14th October
✔️21st October (Co-Hosted)
✔️4th November (Guest Host)
✔️18th November (Guest Host)
✔️16th December (Co-Hosted)
❓Am coming to watch, much is it 🤔
Every show is 🆓 entry!!!
❓Can I behave like a fun-sponge 🤔
During the show, please don’t talk or heckle, unless an act is encouraging you to talk or heckle.
❓Can I get a spot performing 🤔
Aye!! John has a list of everyone who has shown interest in the performing and makes ongoing contact to offer available spots. Make contact with John via Facebook Messenger or Instagram and get your name on the list. He’ll then reach out and help get you on the show at the earliest opportunity.
