Hook Up Culture

✨NEXT SHOW Tues 24th Feb✨

Oh what's that, we're back?! You heard it right, gorgeous ones You've heard the stories and the rumours; tucked in by a tube station in a twinkling candlelit room you'll find the most intimate comedy night in North London. Our nights are an elegant affair of magic, mischief, and more than a couple long lingering gazes (and that's just the hosts). Between our sublime house band and top-tier comedians you'll be somewhere warm, inviting and gently amorous - why not come and feel good for a night? Bring a mate, or better yet a date - we've got a table waiting for you to relax, revel, and join in the wonder 💖

24th February featuring:

Kate Cheka - award-winning comedian, writer and artist set to save the world

Luke Rollason - trained bushbaby, BAFTA winner and Disney Prince heartthrob

Mary O'Connell - North London socialite and funny bitch with good hair

Katie Hand - artist, comic, and songstress "One To Watch" - Funny Women

Alice-India - adorable, loud, and intensely awkward neurodivergent icon

PLUS your hosts:

Laila Woozeer, resident enby Pisces princess and

SPECIAL GUEST HOST Emily Bampton, everyone's favourite chaotic bisexual oversharer

WITH house band The Fuckaroud Five (2026 Update: some now single!! 👀)

Tickets £12 (advance) £15 (on the door) it is MORE ON THE DOOR.

All proceeds to Palestine Children's Relief Fund

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Hook Up Culture is London's flirtiest night out

Conversational comedy night run by jazz musicians

Our monthly mixed bill cabarets are a warm embrace of a night: comedy, music, poetry, and whatever else we feel like celebrating all things LOVE. We want to share the joy, thrill, and fun of romance - whether you’re feeling the anticipatory thrill after a really flirty first date, dramatically yearning for a current crush, or experiencing the soul-warming joy of falling in love with yourself, this is the night for you.

Expect laughs, lust and maybe even a little bit of love... don't forget to submit your crush to our private IG on the night, and who knows, maybe the stars will align? We're here for everyone, but especially the girls, gurls, gworls and gays - keeping it cute since 2024. PoC to the front. All ticket proceeds go to charity!

"cult hit" Visit London

"a dream event" Time Out

"If a comedy night was a femme fatale.. sultry, glamorous and seductive" - North Nightlife

"Beloved by both audience and performers - the sign of a truly great night" - Cult London

"a fab time" - LMAOnaise

"a cabaret night that’s more involved and inviting ... the audience-comedian equivalent of footsie under the table" - Up After Dark

First time? A few crucial points:

Dress code: We'll be fancy, extra, suited and booted - you don't have to come dressed up but we will be, so why not? Life's short, dress up..

NGL: Every show we invite you to submit your completely anonymous crushes via our NGL page (linked on our Instagram), which we then read out during the show. Please note - this is not a normal Instagram Q box, using the NGL app means we genuinely cannot see who sent something in. If you want to claim your crush on the night then you'll need to make yourself known when we read them out!

The Fuckaround Five: our house band. How many of them will there be tonight? All we know is there has never once been five of them 😇

"Fuck around?": we say "Fuck Around?", you say "FIND OUT!

Info: Get yourself a table (they get snapped up very quickly), donate to the charity, order a pizza and get the first round in - we'll be kicking off shortly!

Info: Welcome to the first half! Comedy, cabaret and merriment await. The first set is about 45 minutes with a break after. We encourage to grab a drink, submit your crush, polish off a pizza - or if it's REALLY going well arrange try to engineer a meet-cute in the smoking section...

Info: On to the second set! Featuring our exquisite live band, guest singers, and possibly some returning acts from the first set as a surprise cameo! We often move the front table out of the way to allow for ✨dancing✨ though you can stay seated to enjoy the vibes (or a second pizza) if you prefer. We finish near to 9:45 so you'll be able to get home safely after we bid you a fond farewell <3

Info: Oh, you're having too much fun and don't want to go home? This is the part where we pack up the stage / props / instruments while also drinking in the pub with you. If you want to try and connect to your crush, put yourself forward as a future starring act, or compliment your favourite soloist in the band then this is time to do it. See you in the outside area under the heaters!

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