Hook Up Culture

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Our monthly mixed bill cabarets are a warm embrace of a night: comedy, music, poetry, and whatever else we feel like celebrating all things LOVE. We want to share the joy, thrill, and fun of romance - whether you’re feeling the anticipatory thrill after a really flirty first date, dramatically yearning for a current crush, or experiencing the soul-warming joy of falling in love with yourself, this is the night for you. If you're lucky you might even get a date out of the night...

Featuring the hottest rising stars, established big names and our wildly talented house band The Fuckaround Five. Each night is a variety line-up - expect laughs, lust and maybe even a little bit of love... don't forget to submit your crush to our private IG on the night, and who knows, maybe the stars will align?

To find individual line-ups, dates for our next shows, and more info on our oRiGiNs LoRe please scroll down! We're here for everyone, but especially the girls, gurls, gworls and gays - keeping it cute and colourful since 2024. PoC to the front!

All ticket proceeds go to charity!

"London's warmest and funniest night dedicated to love and heartbreak"

"Beloved by both audience and performers - the sign of a truly great night"

"a fab time"

New here? First time audience members read on and welcome to our lore!

Dress code: We'll be fancy, extra, suited and booted - you don't have to come dressed to the nines but we sure will be, so why not? Life's short, dress up!

NGL: Every show we take completely anonymous crush submissions via our NGL page (linked on our Instagram), which we then read out during the show. Please note - this is not a normal Instagram Q box, using the NGL app means we genuinely cannot see who sent something in, so if you want to claim your crush you'll need to make yourself known when we read them out!

The Fuckaround Five: our house band. How many of them will there be tonight? There has never once been five of them 😇

"Fuck around?": we say "Fuck Around?", you say "FIND OUT!"

Info: Get yourself a table (they get snapped up very quickly), donate to the charity, order a pizza and get the first round in - we'll be kicking off shortly!

Info: Welcome to the first half! Comedy, cabaret and music await. Aout 45-50 minutes with a break after to grab a drink (or if you're one of the lucky two) head on your mini-date.

Info: It finishes nearer to 9:45 which apparently doesn't exist on Eventbrite! We'll close out the night with our remaining acts and bid you all a fond farewell until next month!

Info: This is the part where we pack up the stage and our instruments while also drinking in the pub with you. See you in the outside area under the heaters!

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