Honey Phunk | Funk-forward 4th Fridays w/ Wahine - The Pub @EAV

The dancefloor’s been too polite. Too predictable. Too… beige. Honey Phunk is here to drip sticky-sweet rebellion into your ears, your hips, and your soul. We’re slathering the scene in low-slung basslines, disco-dripped edits, soul-stirring grooves, and global rhythms—because someone’s gotta rescue Friday night from the vanilla overlords.

📡 TRANSMISSION INCOMING: Your maiden voyage awaits on Friday, May 23rd (10PM-1AM) at The Pub @EAV. Fourth Fridays helmed by Wahine—high priestess of funk, groove archaeologist, and curator of all-things-goddamn-groovy.

🪩 WHAT TO EXPECT:

🔥 Basslines so funky they'll make your lip curl into that stank face

🎸 Guitars jangling like a hip-shaking conspiracy

🌌 Psychedelic detours (hold onto your drink)

🥁 Percussion that’ll hijack your pulse

🎷 Horns wailing like a midnight soul revival

💃 Disco, house, R&B, global beats & rock—criss-crossing the funk map like a DJ with a musical vendetta

💰 FREEDOM ISN’T FREE… except here, where it absolutely is. No cover. Just pure, unfiltered HONEY PHUNK.

🍯 Taste the nectar and let the groove reclaim you 🕺

Make a night of it! Enjoy dinner, drinks & dessert—or arrive early for the Drag Race All Stars watch party at 8:30pm. Reservations recommended for the best seats! 🍽️🍸👑

📍 The Pub @EAV

🕘 May 23rd, 10PM-1AM (and every 4th Friday)

🎧 Curated by Wahine

💸FREE with RSVP

(Dancefloor disciples, skeptics, and rhythm refugees ALL welcome.)

🚀 BOARD THE MOTHER-SHIP. THE FUNK WILL PROVIDE.

Host or Publisher Wahine's Hideaway