Holiday Goblin Market - Portland
Schedule
Sat, 20 Dec, 2025 at 10:30 am
UTC-08:00Location
Trackers Earth Portland (Portland, OR) | Portland, OR
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FREE to old and new Trackers Kids, Grades K–12 (and their grown-ups, too!)Join the OPEN Goblin Market for fantastic fun, old friends, and epic independence. If you’ve been to Trackers, you already know: the Goblin Market is legendary. Barter bits and bobs, handmade crafts, riddles, and treasures fished from couch cushions. No money allowed—just your imagination, chim-cham, and your fantastic trades. Bring your bandanna. Stage up a booth. Share your stories. If we make it magical enough, the legendary Sock-on-a-Stick goblin just might appear.
- Trade, Treasure & Holiday Cheer -
Step into the Holiday Goblin Market—a winter wonderland of bartering, laughter, and goblin mischief! Kids (and grown-ups) dress in festive costumes—elves, snow sprites, toy tinkers, or whatever your imagination conjures—and join the goblins for a day of holiday trading magic.
Trade trinkets, treasures, gifts, and handmade crafts for mysterious goblin goods. Sing along to festive tunes, sip cocoa, and discover what curious bargains await under twinkling lights.
What to Bring & Barter
✅ Bits & bobs: bottle caps, shiny rocks, marbles, old keys
✅ Crafty creations: ornaments, cards, charms, jokes, maps
✅ Found treasures: trinkets, scrolls, buttons, tiny toys
✅ Mystery items: from junk drawers, closet corners, or under beds
🛑 What NOT to Barter
❌ No money, feathers, or items with cash value
❌ No food except prepackaged candy
❌ No items larger than a toaster
❌ No dangerous or sharp objects
❌ No bartering siblings—naughty or nice
📜 Goblin Market Rules
As decreed by the Goblin Council, still awaiting the return of Sock-on-a-Stick.
→ All trades are final—no take-backs or “my mom says.”
→ Seal each deal with a goblin fist bump.
→ Only trade what’s truly yours (ask before you trade otherwise).
→ Respect every booth, goblin, and trader.
→ No cheating or stealing—ever.
→ Keep it safe, kind, weird, and wonderful.
→ Make it magical—Sock-on-a-Stick might be watching!
⏰ Schedule of Events
10:30 AM – Doors open & set up your trading table
11:00 AM – Trading begins!
1:30 PM – Goblin Clean-Up Crew & Last Trades
2:00 PM – Market Closes (but the stories live on…)
🧦 A Winter Tale of Mischief
Long ago, a Tracker met Sock-on-a-Stick and begged to join the Goblin Market. The goblin said, “No.” So the Tracker returned home and built one anyway—right in the middle of the village. Every winter, we gather to keep that spirit alive—trading stories, laughter, and shiny things—hoping one day the goblin returns.
Let’s make this the most magical Holiday Goblin Market yet, one that fills even the grumpiest goblin’s heart with cheer!
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Where is it happening?
Trackers Earth Portland (Portland, OR), 4621 SE Milwaukie Ave, Portland, OR 97202-4727, United StatesEvent Location & Nearby Stays:
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