Heatons Comedy Club, Stockport

Schedule

Sun Dec 07 2025 at 07:45 pm to 10:00 pm

UTC+00:00

Location

Heatons Sports Club | Stockport, EN

Heatons Comedy Club, Stockport in December with Paul Pirie ( “Hilarious rubber-faced clown” The Scotsman), Ian Stone (“Seriously funny” The Guardian), Kate Robb and MC Scott Bennett (‘Comedy’s best kept secret’ Evening Standard) all coming to the best Stockport comedy club. Scroll down for comedians’ details.
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Once described as “Spewing out one-liners like he had just scoffed a dodgy prawn”, Scotland’s Paul Pirie‘s brand of high energy lunacy puts him very firmly in the Robin Williams school of comedic performance. Everyday tales of domestic mishap are vividly brought to life by Pirie’s manic antics. Be prepared for the unexpected and some very silly noises too.
“Hilarious rubber-faced clown” The Scotsman
If you’re a fan of Mock The Week or 5 Live’s Fighting Talk then Ian Stone will have already made you laugh. This north London, working class, Jewish comedian has an easy-going manner that endears him to any crowd.
He has also achieved a couple of ‘firsts’, first Brit comic to gig in Moscow and first on the Mumbai Comedy Store too. Firsts are all well and good but he also has a pretty impressive ‘last’ when he was booked for the QE2’s last trip across the Atlantic.
He’s also been pretty impressive as an author. ‘To Be Somebody’ tells of his love of post punk band The Jam, even gaining approval from front man Paul Weller; ‘I really liked this book. I’d forgotten how shit it was in the seventies’
The Independent newspaper declared Ian to be amongst the top ten stand up comedians in Britain and the rest of the press have been pretty impressed too!
“Seriously funny” The Guardian “Ultimately, it’s the sheer quantity of funny material that impresses” The List
“Stone’s beautifully crafted stories, peppered with gags and asides were hilarious throughout.” Chortle
After spending lock down live streaming weekly comedy shows from his garden shed Scott Bennett appeared on BBC News, Sky News and Five Live. This further increased the small, yet loyal, fan base built from Scott’s exemplary comedy club appearances. Since then Scott has appeared on BBC’s Live At The Apollo, become a regular on Radio 4’s The New Quiz, won numerous awards and toured the UK. November 2024 saw Scott perform at the Royal Variety Command Performance.
‘ Live comedy’s best kept secret” Evening Standard “A very funny man” Rob Brydon ★★★★ Chortle ★★★★ TV Bomb ‘Proper meat-and-two-veg jokes’ Beyond The Joke
Your evening comes complete with Kate Robb The Heatons Comedy Club is booked, marketed and produced by Comedy In A Van and held at Heatons Sports Club

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