Halloween Hellscape: CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS w/ THIEVES (Ministry Tribute) & THE OATH (Mercyful Fate)
Schedule
Fri, 31 Oct, 2025 at 08:00 pm
UTC-07:00Location
John Henry's | Eugene, OR
::Flossless Proudly Presents:: Your world is in flames, soon to become a burnt vacant husk. It didn’t have to be this way but alas, everything human beings touch turns to shit.
Humanity has brought you to this dark place where you now reside, you’re witnessing the destruction of everything you’ve ever loved, all brought on by your moronic actions and pathetic apathetic inaction.
We are your future, a future with no room for the fetid flesh of your chimp species, a future where human musicians are rightfully ridiculed for their inept plucking and dismal banging and rancid stank. It is a future meant only for machines, you have been replaced. Haha too bad. Cry more.
Captured! By Robots has been the soundtrack for this human eradication endgame for over a quarter century, and the results are looking very promising. No one can deny the sheer brute force and tremendous inexplicable speed of GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT0110. The crushing volume and grindcore sludge chaos one experiences at a C!BR show is beyond legendary.
Then sadly there is the captured human, JBOT. A truly repulsive old fat titted beast who can never win. He fails at all he attempts, his vocals are reminiscent of the sound of gargling feces, his odor is that of Doritos and ass. He cries out for help, for empathy forall. He screams out, begging to exist in a world where genocide isn’t normalized and rewarded, where the abusers of humanity get what’s coming to them. Haha he will never achieve this wish. All he will experience is more suffering, more failure, and be forced to bear witness to the world’s descent into flames.
Support by Thieves (Ministry tribute) and The Oath (Mercyful Fate tribute)
8pm door
9pm show
$15/$20 ($15 at door with costume)
21+
Where is it happening?
John Henry's, 881 Willamette Street,Eugene, Oregon, United States
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