Hal Cruttenden – Can Dish It Out but Can't Take It

Schedule

Fri, 14 Nov, 2025 at 07:30 pm

UTC+00:00

Location

The Haymarket, Wote Street, Basingstoke, RG21 7NW, United Kingdom | Basingstoke, EN

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THE HAYMARKET
Hal is back with a brand-new show that promises to stick it to 'The Man', as long as 'The Man' doesn't stick it back to him.
With his trademark hard-hitting 'take no prisoners' comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!), he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics, and the fact that his daughters love him but don't respect him. He believes that, after you've seen the show, you'll feel exactly the same way.
His last tour was extended four times, and he's one of a select number of comics to have done Live at the Apollo three times, and the Royal Variety twice. TV appearances also include Have I Got News for You, The Apprentice: You're Fired, The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice, and Would I Lie to You?.
Suitable for: ages 16 and over
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