GrrCON FatAss Fungeons and Rungons

🏰 Hear Ye, Brave Adventurers! 🏰

From the shadows of the realm emerges this year’s most treacherous trial of endurance and wit:

✨Fatass Fungeons and Rungons✨ — a twist of steel, sweat, and sorcery upon the storied Fatass Fun Run 1K.

Gather close and heed these words, for the path is not for the faint of heart:

– Form Your Party: Assemble a band of three adventurers to face the trials ahead. Should you arrive solo, fear not, fate shall weave your alliances at the Dungeon’s Gate.

– Claim Your Relic: Each hero may bear one magical item of choice to aid in their quest. Yet beware: only artifacts lawful in the mortal realm (and safe to wield in public) shall be permitted.

– The Trials Await: Along the perilous course, you will face cunning foes, dire conditions, and challenges both arcane and absurd. Only the most cunning and swift of adventuring parties will escape the dungeon and cross the finish line first.

So sharpen your blades, lace your boots, and ready your hearts, for this is no mere run… This is a quest of endurance and glory, a race where laughter and peril stride hand in hand.

The dungeon stirs. The gate creaks open.

Will your name be sung in victory, or whispered in cautionary tavern tales?

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